Social distancing *does* work

It *will* prevent the spread of the coronavirus

Also, all other infectious diseases

Just like abstinence prevents pregnancy

The world holds many dangers so we should say indoors

There'd be no air crashes if we never flew

Don't lift heavy you'll hurt your back

Avoid running if you want to keep your knees

We should ban youth football to protect youth's brains

Outlaw pools to eliminate drownings

Note there's no birth defects if we never had children

Don't wonder what's around the next corner (it might be trouble)

And most of all, note that if we never risked love, there'd be no heartbreak