Laugh Lines: David Letterman

From The New York Times "Week in Review"...

Here’s great news: one of the President’s daughters, the lovely Jenna Bush, is getting married. ... It’s going to be an expensive wedding, and I guess this is no surprise: the $3 billion contract is going to Halliburton.

Have you folks been following the Michael Vick story about the dog fighting? ... He pleaded guilty and he faces a year and a half in prison, and I was thinking, now, wait a minute, shouldn’t that be a year and a half times seven, really, when you think about it?