Unisex

A constitutional amendment proposal intended to define marriage prompted by the current gay marriage issue is expected to die in the Senate today. I really don't have any commentary to offer, though I'd like to post the semi-related following: It's not Nobel Prize-winning poetry, but rather the product of boredom at work, a rhyming dictionary, and a list of neuter first names. Actually, it's far worse than I remember it being, but take it for what you will.

"Unisex"

Blake was Leslie's lover
Mo was Sammie's lust, but then
Sunday Sammie stated kissing
Leslie 'neath the bush

Blake was devestated
Mo was in denial
Blake and Mo tried dating 'til
Blake caught Mo kissing Kyle

Blake then dated Dana
Dana dumped Blake, "Blake was rude"
Dana dated Dusty
(Dana's dad did not not approve)

Dusty'd been with Leslie,
Sammie once and twice with Mo
Even Blake's new next-ex Alex
came and had a go

Blake had had enough
Kelly'd done the same
Blake went and got a sex-change
(but "Blake" chose to keep the name)

6/24/04