Plumcots are a sin against nature. They look like off-colored plums. Who got the idea to put those two together? That's the stuff of mad scientist movies. "Igor! Bring me some plums...and apricots!!! Mwuhahahaha!!!..."
I wasn't feeling particularly brave this morning, or I would have tried them. Actually, I was feeling brave, but not brave enough to overcome the feelings of being low on money. I'll put them on my future shopping list. Maybe they're an improvement on nature, like seedless watermelons.
That gives me an idea. I'll invent seedless plumcots. Those have to be better than plumcots are now. "New and Improved" always sells. Then I can carry on my own mad scientist type experiments...and make seedless strawberries!!!
Mwuhahahaha!!!
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