On the subject of said coyote, those unfamiliar may recognize the various Latin names:
Carnivorous Vulgaris
Road-Runnerus Digestus
Eatibus Anythingus
Famishus-Famishus
Eatibus Almost Anythingus
Eatius Birdius
Famishius Fantasticus
Eternalii Famishiis
Famishus Vulgarus
Famishius Vulgaris Ingeniusi
Famishius-Famishius
Eatius-Slobbius
Famishius-Famishius
Hardheadipus Oedipus
Carnivorous Slobbius
Hard-Headipus Ravenus
Evereadii Eatibus
Apetitius Giganticus
Hungrii Flea-Bagius
Overconfidentii Vulgaris
Caninus Nervous Rex
Grotesques Appetitus
Nemesis Riduclii
One cannot discuss the coyote without a look at his prey, the Road Runner, which the learned taxonomists refer to as:
Accelleratti Incredibus
Velocitus Tremenjus
Hot-Roddicus Supersonicus
Speedipus Rex
Velocitus Delectiblus
Delicius-Delicius
Dig-Outius Tid-Bittius
Tastyus Supersonicus
Birdibus Zippibus
Birdius High-Ballius
Burnius-Roadibus
Digoutius-Unbelieveus
Super-Sonicus-Tonicus
Batoutahelius
Velocitus Incalculus
Speedipus-Rex
Digoutius-Hot-Rodis
Fastius Tasty-us
Tid-Bittius Velocitus
Disappearialis Quickius
Burn-em Upus Asphaltus
Semper Food-Ellus
Ultra-Sonicus Ad Infinitum
PS - The taxonomists who are even *more* learned refer to the coyote and roadrunner as canis latrans and geococcyx californianus, respectively.
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