Saturday, June 12, 2004

I Spy With My Little Eye...

My trip the International Spy Museum was enlightening in that I learned to trust nothing. There must have been much espionage that went on discovered. They were hiding things in hollowed-out nails! Geez!

It wasn't until the museum gift store that the Bond girls were given the credit they had due. Who else made such a monumental contribution to espionage as Octopussy, Miss Mary Goodnight, Dr. Holly Goodhead, Kissy Suzuki, Plenty O'Toole, Honey Ryder (and with only like six lines of dialouge!) or Pussy Galore?

By the way, if anyone asks, my name is Gary Wozniak. I am a 25 year old Canadian citizen, where I teach school. I will be traveling to Singapore to make contacts for a foreign-exchange program there. I expect to be in the country for 90 days.

Afterwards we got lunch in Chinatown for under $5. That’s very cheap, but you get what you pay for, and I may have gotten food poisoning. I should have gone to Hooters.

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