Friday, June 11, 2004

Me-OWWW!!!

Me-OWWW!!!

The new “Catwoman” movie staring Halle Berry is totally unnecessary.

Also, I was just walking down the street and saw an ad for the film on the side of a bus. It’s coming out July 23rd!!! That far away?!? I’m already sick of it! Your advertising blitz has failed this time, Hollywood.

I think it has bomb written all over it. I think the premise of the picture was to give Berry a vehicle to strut around in skimpy clothing. However (and I say this even as a warm-blooded all-American boy) she looks like a clown in that outfit. The mask is the worst.

As I was saying, there is no reason for this film. Michelle Pfeiffer is the real Catwoman, as we all know. Even before she perfected (purr-fected…boom-boom, crash!…‘thanks, I’m here all week, folks!!!!’) the role, there was Eartha Kitt, Julie Newmar or Lee Meriwether from the 60’s TV show.

Wow. To paraphrase Adam West: “That’s fourty-five lives, baby…”.

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