Saturday, June 05, 2004

Arnold-isms

I had meaning to compile a list at some point and found the following (already compiled for me!) on another website yesterday. I think the webpage was entitled "Arnold's Greatest Hits". It begins as follows (minor edits):

Here are some Arnold Schwarzenegge's "impressive " lines usually after he shows the bad guy a lesson.

[after splitting the bad guy in half]
He had to split.

[after decapitating bad guy]
He was a real pain in the neck.

[while throwing bad guy over a rail]
Let me give you a lift.

[after throwing a knife into the bad guy pinning him to a wall]
Stick around.

[after holding a bad guy over a cliff and then dropping him]
I let him go.

[before throwing a flare at the bad guy who’s covered in gasoline]
How about a light.

[after throwing bad guy onto a soda billboard]
That hit the spot.

[after shooting some bad alligators]
You’re luggage.

[right before firing a missile that the bad guy is hanging on to]
You’re fired.

[after hurling a pole through the bad guy and into the furnace behind him causing steam to shoot out of his body]
Let off some steam Bennet!

[after killing a bad guy and putting his hat over his face to make it look like he’s sleeping]
Don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.

[after dropping bad guy’s severed thumb]
I’m all thumbs today.

[After putting bad guy’s head in a urinal and flushing it]
Cool off!

[after shooting wife in the head]
Consider that a divorce.

[after he created accident where bad guys were stuck in a car on a railroad and the train smashed them]
They caught a train.

and of course...

HASTA LA VISTA,...BAY-BEE!

(All these reasons why I love action movies -T.J)

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